Smartass on Bumble

Let’s say we know this girl R from social media. You know about her because her personality is pretty public and she runs a local business and most of her friends were in the same batch as you. Cool nothing wrong till here.

Now you meet this girl on the yellow dating app. Splur everything you know about her in the first few texts. Grand, now she thinks you’re a creep. But wait, it doesn’t end there.

You assume that everyone is as friendly as you. You text her on instagram(she does not follow you, she’s unaware of your existence), and tell “hey! it me from bumble”. The roof has been blown. congratulations my child 🎊. You have achieved peak retard status. Enjoy the singleness.